Crazzyinlove
'If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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licklucifer:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

WHY WASNT THE LITTLE BROTHER THING DONE NOOO AWWW

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So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

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sexaulity:

Tbh

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hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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hellacatholic:

i knew a white boy who claimed he was 1/16th black so he was allowed to say the n word and i was like u could put a spoonful of nutella in a jar of mayonnaise but it’s still whiter than America’s version of Jesus

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